Why the hell not?

clio-jlh:

fleete:

Can I just say that one of my very favorite parts of Winter Soldier was Nick Fury cocking an eyebrow at the police officers side-eyeing his expensive vehicle and sneering, “You wanna see my lease?”

Because the idea of Nick Motherfucking Fury having to deal with shit as disgusting and petty as racial profiling is sort of painfully realistic and heartbreaking.  He’s hugely, massively powerful, and he’s sitting in his bulletproof car pondering decisions of worldwide import, but also he gets pulled over sometimes and asked for his registration because the police assume he stole it.  

Ack.  I was just so pleased that they included that line.

yeah the import of that really struck me the second time I watched the movie.

ruinedchildhood:

The beginnings of a drug lord.

ruinedchildhood:

The beginnings of a drug lord.

viluuuk:

seriously rolling on the floor laughing

godtierkurloz:

bbcofficial:

islapoldppl:

cantwearhats:

technickel:

b-a-p-ontheblock:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

i’m 15 and i don’t get it

remember drawing on the plastic sheets and then casually smudging everything away aaah memories. 

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD INTERNET

Them loud ass flappy ass sheets.

we still use these at my school tho

omg my english teacher used this thing last year and by George do i frickin hate these dang ‘smartboards’

godtierkurloz:

bbcofficial:

islapoldppl:

cantwearhats:

technickel:

b-a-p-ontheblock:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

i’m 15 and i don’t get it

remember drawing on the plastic sheets and then casually smudging everything away aaah memories. 

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD INTERNET

Them loud ass flappy ass sheets.

we still use these at my school tho

omg my english teacher used this thing last year and by George do i frickin hate these dang ‘smartboards’

cumberbuddy:

deafbanker:

wHY ARE PEOPLE STILL NOT TALKING ABOUT SHERLOCK RUNNING UP THE STAIRS

she may have won my man but ohhhh boy she isn’t winning this one

cumberbuddy:

deafbanker:

wHY ARE PEOPLE STILL NOT TALKING ABOUT SHERLOCK RUNNING UP THE STAIRS

she may have won my man but ohhhh boy she isn’t winning this one

pizzaspicelatte:

hello yes im just giving you all a reminder that kanaya isnt a completely nice motherly “oh everyone has flaws you’re beautiful here have some tea and a biscuit” troll and she swears and stuff calm down with your perfect niceynice kanaya figure tumblr seriously

pizzaspicelatte:

hello yes im just giving you all a reminder that kanaya isnt a completely nice motherly “oh everyone has flaws you’re beautiful here have some tea and a biscuit” troll and she swears and stuff calm down with your perfect niceynice kanaya figure tumblr seriously

terezipyroope:

aristotels:

terezipyroope:

gay characters that are really manly in canon that are just perceived as stereotypically gay by the fandom image

is this a reaction or example

both

rnankanshokus:

princesshorseface:

ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS


#No homo I say as i begin fucking myself in the ass.

rnankanshokus:

princesshorseface:

ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS